The Dark Side of Chawosauria
Happy Halloween from the Chawosaurian world. Do you know that Chawosauria is actually a really scary place?
A zombie outbreak that is being kept hidden from the Chawosaurian public by the Chawosaurian government, a time in Chawosaurian history when ghosts and evil and demonic spirits tormented Chawosaurians every night, and who can forget government-operated human-ape crossbreeding experiments?
The Great Haunting
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| In this image, a person in bed is being watched by demonic spirits as part of the symptoms of sleep paralysis. |
In the 20th century, Chawosauria was metaphorically a haunted world, where you can be tormented every night by unimaginable spirits that will haunt your dreams for life. But fortunately, there is a logical explanation.
During the 20th century, sleep paralysis was a pandemic in the Chawosaurian world, though it is not a virus, sleep paralysis can pass on through family trees, and that was the root of the problem.
If you know Chawosaurian history very well, you should know that Chawosaurians have went through trauma, constantly haunted by fears of being next on the European colonialists' victim list, and they were conquered in the 19th century by a conspiracy between the Wolfsberg Empire and its British supporters in the Chawo-Wolfsberg War, then events such as World War I and the Revolutions of 1917 to 1923 escalated Chawosaurian mentality.
Sleep paralysis is the result of stress and trauma, and so many Chawosaurians were so traumatized that they developed sleep paralysis, and that became a family history problem that made way for an era in Chawosaurian history, known as the "Great Haunting".
Chawosaurians had only slept in the daytime while active in the nighttime, living a night owl lifestyle, which is also one of the reasons the owl is the national bird of Chawosauria, culturally.
"Be happy or be haunted!"
If you're a Chawosaurian, you know what the common Chawosaurian proverb "be happy or be haunted" means and where it comes from. It means think less of less happy thoughts to avoid nightmares, in fact, it is said that nightmares are caused by stress and dispair.
A reason why Halloween is so popular in Chawosauria is because it is a spooky fun time, giving Chawosaurians comfort to embrace their haunting by adding fun to their horror as a coping mechanism.
The Wendigo Cult
Woodland Chawosaurians are THE LAST Chawosaurians you want to encounter. Not only they live in the woodlands of North America, Europe, and around the Arctic Circle, but they literally worship the Wendigo, a legendary creature from Algonquin folklore.
The Wendigo Cult are active in the winter, they travel through snowy woodlands to offer themselves to the Wendigo, and they perform occultism, black magic, and rituals in honor of the Wendigo.
The time when Chawosauria actually had Nazis in their government
This is quite a bizarre story from Chawosauria if not one of the darkest stories you can ever find in the world of Chawosauria that will make your spine chill.
If you like history and you like Chawosauria, you sadly cannot find this in a Chawosaurian history book. You will also lose respect for Chawosauria over this. Still, there was once a time when Chawosauria had members of parliament who were actually Nazis, 90 of them to be exact. Still, fortunately, 90 seats is way short of having even the slightest influence over legislation in Chawosauria.
In Chawosauria, this is a systemically suppressed story, it is not in any history book in Chawosauria because the Chawosaurian government doesn't want this in these history books, and whistleblowers were often put to death before they could blow the whistle on this affair. The Chawosaurian government would also often lie right in your face when confronted about this history.
But governments having a darker side is not actually new, and the Chawosaurian government is too not squeaky clean, unfortunately.
The 90 Nazis in Parliament
The story of Nazis in the Chawosaurian government very often centers around the 90 Nazis who were elected in 1939 to the Imperial Assembly of the Chawopolis Palace to serve the 1940-1945 parliamentary term, which could have been extended to 1949 just like World War I caused the originally scheduled 1910-1915 parliamentary term to a 1910-1919 parliamentary term, making this the longest parliamentary term in Chawosaurian history.
When Chawosauria tried to duplicate Frankenstein
One of the darkest science experiments Chawosauria has pursued is trying to duplicate Frankenstein. The 2015 horror film, Frankenstein, gives you only a vibe example of how creepy Chawosauria's Frankenstein experiments were. Frankly, they were horrible. You want to know how horrible these experiments were? Watch the 2015 film Frankenstein.
Chawosaurian scientists in the 1920s and 1940s were insane, inspired by the freak science of Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union. Prime Minister Garfield Lucas Webster was against the Frankenstein experiments, calling them "an abomination". Prime Minister Theodore McClellan was against the experiments as well. Prime Minister Jonathan Davgon Bismarck X called them "insane".
As you can imagine, the experiments were a disaster, and the Chawosaurian government ordered them to stop. The experiments are sealed from public records, and you will not find them on Chawosauria Wikia, which shows how unspeakably gruesome these experiments were.
In the records, no corpse was successfully reanimated via electricity and no human was successfully artificially made. The reason the experiments ended in 1947 was because they were creepy and unsettling even for the most cruel Chawosaurian scientists. How the experiments were conducted were also deeply gruesome.
Zombies in Chawosauria
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Chawosauria has zombies? ...yes.
In 1911, an island laboratory exploded after a disastrous science experiment, and all the scientists were zombified and the survivors successfully made it off the island with their lives. Ultimately, the Chawosaurian Imperial Naval Force destroyed the island laboratory literally into the ground with the zombies.
A mutated zombie virus was discovered in the lower Ural Mountains at the site of the 1957 Kyshtym nuclear disaster. The discovery was during the Chawo-Uralic War (2021-present) and Chawosaurian and Urali forces clashed in the outskirts of Orenburg until one of them got infected with what is now named the Kyshtym Virus, a soldier was found during the skirmish to be standing oddly and another soldier approached him and realized the odd soldier to be mutated and deformed, and the soldier attacks, causing an outbreak on the entire battlefield that forced both sides to unite against the infection. They did beat back the infection but built containment areas and study facilities and both the Chawosaurian government and the Urali government agreed to keep this hidden from their respective publics.
The Kyshtym Virus has not been successful at causing a zombie apocalypse in Chawosauria, but it has caused trouble for Chawosauria, such as initially infecting the Chawopolis Palace and causing only mini and local apocalypses in little areas in Chawosauria, which somewhat challenged the Chawosaurian government's ability to keep the virus from the public, and conspiracy theorists, especially those who follow political anti-government ideologies, do not help the government's efforts.
But Chawosauria is capable of surviving a zombie apocalypse, something the Outer World is not.
The step-by-step stages of the Kyshtym Virus are as follows:
- Headaches, nausea, dizziness, amnesia, fatigue, feeling sick
- Neck discomfort, joint pains, increased urge to stretch
- Hair loss, itchy skin, blackened veins, whiten skin
- Increased ability and urge to snap oneself's joint bones, standing still with head sagging down, feeling angry, suicidal, depressed
- Hunger and thirst for living flesh
- Schizophrenia, psychosis
- Skin decay, thoughts of cannibalism
- The urge to attack, prone to cannibalistic violence
- Complete zombification
Chawosauria's Human-Ape Crossbreeding Experiments
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| Coat of Arms of the Empire of Chawosauria Biological Evolutionary Program |
Just if you think the Chawosaurian world couldn't get even freakier, but you would think that this is the icing on the cake.
The experiments were inspired by those unsuccessfully conducted by a Soviet biologist, Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov (1870-1932). Ivanov's experiments were done in French Guinea (presently divided by West African countries) where he artificially inseminated three female Chimpanzees with human sperm, but none of them showed any signs of pregnancy. Ivanov returned to the Soviet Union in 1929 but was humiliated further when his last orangutan died, causing a delay of a planned experiment with human volunteers awaiting to receive ape sperm.
In the 19th century, English biologist Charles Darwin theorized that humans and apes are distantly related through similar prehistoric ancestors, this is commonly known as the Theory of Evolution. This explains attempted crossbreeding experiments done by the Soviet Union in the 1920s and China in the 1960s. In 2005, the New York Times released an article, titled Kissing Cousins, in which theorized the Soviet Union sought to build a supersoldier army of human-ape hybrids, though these reports were never verified. The Washington Post and other western media posted unverified articles theorizing military crossbreeding experiments as well.
Chawosauria was not inspired until twelve years later. It was 2017, the Chawosaurian Revolution is at its height and a Chawosaurian Civil War was taking a toll, and military planners were growing desperate. Supreme Leader Degotoga K. Atagulkalu was so desperate that he decided he needed supersoldiers, and when he meant supersoldiers he meant human-ape hybrids that can be used in combat. This idea was polarizing even for the Chawosaurian government, but DKA won enough support to kickstart Chawosauria's own human-ape crossbreeding experiments. Needless to say, they were bizarre.
Chawosauria's freaky crossbreeding experiments began in 2017, with both human and ape subjects being inseminated by each species' specimens. The experiments went on from 2017 to 2019, until Degotoga K. Atagulkalu died in 2019 and the Chawosaurian Revolution and civil war were finally over in Chawosaurian victory. The experiments losing its military purpose and the failure of the experiments made the government terminate the experiments, but not forever.
After 2020, a new government was elected and Shang Jong Parker becomes the new Supreme Leader. After a year of turmoil caused by COVID, 2021 saw the start of the Chawo-Uralic War over the contentious Ural Wall, a border between two of Chawosauria's new Continental Federal Republics, the two being the Federal Republics of Asia and Europe. Chawosaurian communities in the Ural Wall rebelled against the border for its socio-economic impact, and the Chawo-Uralic War begins in 2021, restoring the previously abandoned experiments' purpose.
Parker became interested and he ordered the restarting the experiments in 2021. Three years later, the results soured. Artificial insemination was ineffective and the hybrids that were produced either died shortly after birth or were murdered because they were badly deformed and they had recessive problems. Leonidas Brazhnikov, who leads the Empire of Chawosauria Intelligence Agency, had a look at the hybrids and he was appalled by their characteristics. Brazhnikov reported back to Parker with this message: "They are monsters, unspeakable vile creatures, they are God's vindication that only he can create life, and we don't even believe in God". Parker didn't read the message lightly and he saw the photos of the hybrids with scorn but empathy for the hybrids. Parker ordered the hybrids to be executed "for their sake" but insisted on continuing the experiments.
Conclusion
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