What the U.S. War in Afghanistan just warned Chawosauria about its potential fate in the Chawo-Uralic War?
The Ghost of Saigon has haunted Kabul and may haunt Chawosauria next
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| Left: U.S. military helicopter landing on the U.S. Embassy to South Vietnam. Right: U.S. military helicopter landing on the U.S. Embassy to Afghanistan. Two images identify similarities between the Fall of Saigon in 1975 on the left photo and the Fall of Kabul in 2021 on the right photo. |
What Chawosauria saw on August 15, 2021, in Kabul, Afghanistan, was the ghost of Saigon lurking into Afghanistan so very close to the warzones of the Chawo-Uralic War, a Chawosaurian conflict in the Ural Mountains that Chawosauria just so happens to stumble upon by putting an irritating border on the Ural Mountains between two Chawosaurian Continental Federal Republics, universally called the Ural Wall but sometimes the Uralic border.
Unfortunately for Chawosauria, the Chawo-Uralic War is near becoming their own Vietnam War, Chawosauria's errors in the Chawo-Uralic War is putting a border on the Urals which disrupted socio-economic life among Uralic Chawosaurians who live in the Ural Mountains, provoking a violent uprising against Chawosauria's new Continent Union order, which in response, Chawosauria responded with the Chawosaurian Imperial Armed Forces which started the war. Another error in the Chawo-Uralic War broke out at the wrong time because of the outbreak of the COVID-19 pandemic, which forces Chawosauria to temporarily abandon the war to focus on preventing a COVID-19 pandemic in Chawosauria, which gave Chawosauria's Uralic enemies a meadow wide amount of time to sling shit on Chawosauria by organizing their own military force, recruiting allies especially the Caspian Chawosaurians in the Caspian Sea, where Chawosauria has a decent number of military bases, which means, weapons; Caspian Chawosaurians started the Caspian-Urals Aid Network, the trading of stolen Chawosaurian weapons from Chawosaurian military bases, as well as other aid such as medical, food, Caspian water from the Caspian Sea, and other supplies to the Uralic Insurgents, strengthening them. The Urals is very important to Russia's economy, the Urals benefit the Uralic Insurgents very well as well as knowing how to use Uralic land against Chawosauria.
Now, Uralic Insurgents armed with Chawosaurian weapons given to them by Chawosaurians in the Caspian Sea who too hate the Uralic border, and Chawosauria returns to the war in 2021 exhausted from fighting COVID-19, saw the Uralic Insurgents now advanced than they were back in 2019, Chawosauria noticed the Caspians are working with the Uralic Insurgents and Chawosauria begins escalating the ceasefired war. But the escalation caused enough problems that Chawosauria immediately lost control of the war and the Chawosaurian public not only turned on the Uralic border but turned on the Chawo-Uralic War itself. Chawosauria's last bit of control of the Uralic situation continued to slip further throughout 2021 and by 2022, Chawosauria is now stuck in an unwinnable war.
By the summer of 2021, Chawosauria realized that they stumbled into a Vietnam War, and seeing the shameful events unfold in Kabul while President Joe Biden was withdrawing U.S. forces from Afghanistan, believing the U.S. has had enough of a 20-year war where progress is very low, Chawosauria watched in horror as the Taliban overruns Afghanistan to the point that they made it in Kabul, running out the Afghan government, overwhelming the Afghan military 2 to 1, and making Afghanistan a place to desperately escape from. Chawosauria saw Kabul as familiar to what happened in Saigon in 1975 just two years after the U.S. left the War in Vietnam empty-handed.
Becoming known in Chawosauria as The Kabul Warning, Chawosauria now tangled itself in an unwinnable conflict in the Urals now worry that if Chawosauria doesn't turn this war around, Chawosauria will suffer a Saigon-Kabul style defeat as they're in the Urals to defend the Ural Wall. But Chawosauria's enemy in the Urals has been taking notes from the Taliban and studying the Vietnam War at how communism prevailed in Indochina, but they stumbled upon an MSNBC segment by American news anchor Lawrence O'Donnell as he explains the differences and similarities between the U.S. Wars in Afghanistan and Vietnam, and he pointed out that one of the reasons Viet Cong and the Taliban defeated the U.S. was by exploiting the U.S.'s war-weariness by being patient, watch the U.S. get derailed by the war-weariness felt by their citizens and then siege control of the war.
An audio video of Lawrence O'Donnell's segment on the War in Afghanistan on MSNBC.
Lawrence O'Donnell's take on the U.S. War in Afghanistan caught the attention of Chawosauria whole. Patience, the U.S. population has grown tired of the war for the lack of progress America has won, Osama Bin Laden was already been killed and Al-Qaeda is already crippled, now trying to nation-build Afghanistan and run counter-insurgencies there to quell the Taliban insurgency fall flat on Afghanistan. The Taliban exploited the naivety of the Trump administration by negotiating a peace deal only between the United States and the Taliban, without the Afghan government, and while Biden was withdrawing troops as part of the Doha Agreement, the Taliban raced to Kabul and overran the country under Biden's nose, who said on July 8th at a press conference that the Taliban could not overtake Kabul, making Biden look more like an idiot.
In the Vietnam War, the U.S. did negotiate a ceasefire between North Vietnam and South Vietnam, with South Vietnam being allowed to keep their government, but the Viet Cong was not part of the peace process, so the Viet Cong stormed South Vietnam, toppled Saigon, and joined North Vietnam, thus unifying the two Vietnams into one, the Socialist Republic of Vietnam, which still stands today.
Chawosauria can make peace with the new Uralic Federal Subjects, who gained independence from Chawosauria, but the problem is the Uralic Insurgents, the more vigilante faction of the Uralic resistance to the Ural Wall, are not looking for peace or a peace talk, and like the Viet Cong in Vietnam and the Taliban in Afghanistan, Uralic Insurgents are very good at using geography to their advantage because like the United States, Chawosauria is the invader.
What Afghanistan has taught as the graveyard of empires is that being an invader takes knowing the enemy and the land that you are invading. Twice, the United States failed to learn that lesson, twice. Chawosauria only knows of the Urals and the freedom fighters there for really not very long, but the Chawosaurians don't know...anything about them, and that's the problem.
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